A few things we do know about the newly renamed Dartmouth Medical School:
The cafeteria will serve only “Green Eggs and Ham”. “Hop on Pop” will be the diagnosis for Sam I am. The hospital ethicists will argue, “If I Ran The Zoo”… And the star-bellied Sneetches will room together whether they have one star, no stars or two.
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Summer Johnson McGee, PhD